Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Out of Range

Life has sort of picked me up and dropped me off somewhere that I
wasn't expecting. I never used to have to plan my life around a
calendar but it seems that ways these days. I feel like a nerd
saying...."I need to check my calendar." It would be nice to have
someone to do that for you...hint hint God.

So I have to run again but if anyone out there is interested in going
west to Las Vegas....the week of Sept. 18-24th...holla at me. I'll be
out that way for work and my special roomie Standy Gibbes is meeting
me out there. More would be merrier!

I will write a real blog soon, I promise. I'll make sure it's
something that has been simmering in the realm of thought and whatever
else goes on upstairs.

Also...would anyone in the upstate area be interested in having a "sit
around and talk" group using John Piper...."Life as a Vapor" or "Don't
Waste your life"????? I am thinking maybe Monday nights.....


Tuesday, August 09, 2005

On the road

Well, I have fallen in love. Please exhale, I promise it's not what you think. She's not blonde, nope, she doesn't have dark hair either. She is actually white and has a shine to her.

Okay, I really love the toilet in the hotel I'm staying at. It's a pressure assisted toilet much like this one. If you have never experienced this type of toilet, you are missing out. Have you ever been visiting someone or maybe even at your boo's place or parents place and been worried about the toilet flushing?? Or maybe you have just imagined what it would be like if the toilet wouldn't flush? Has this happened to you? Don't just take my word for it, you have to try this toilet. I am on the road this week traveling for work . I checked into the hotel yesterday and as soon as I got to my room, I completed a #1. I hit the flush button and you would have thought it was the ignite button on a bomb. The toilet flushed so hard that I barely had time to see the water leave. Immediately I had to investigate. I took the lid off the back of the toilet to see how many horses she was pushing. Man! This toilet is awesome. It creates a vacuum and sucks all the water out quicker than you can blink! I've got to get one of these, amazing.
Another thing I like about being in a hotel is the king sized bed. My bed at the pimp plantation is a single bed and many people laugh when they see it. It's about the size of bed that an 8 year old should sleep in. I curl so my feet don't hang off the end. Back to the king bed. It's great, I love the feeling you get when you open the door after a long day and you see the big huge king just waiting to break your fall. Ahhhhh. Lots of pillows too.

Not much new to update. I have been super busy with work and not much time to do anything else.

Oh yeah, the blog I wrote about Joel Olsteen blew up. So many hits from all over the place were coming in. I think I was on the top 10 hits on yahoo. Craziness. I kinda felt bad for writing it...oh, no I didn't, let me stop lying. The truth is the truth, whether it's on Larry King or Oprah. I think I'll go flush the toilet for fun a few times before bed....:)