Thursday, June 08, 2006

A Good Laugh at Christians

If we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at :)

Changing a lightbulb the Christian way:

Charismatic: Only one. Hands already in the air.

Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians: None. Lights will go off and on at predestined times.

Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.

Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.

Episcopalians: Three. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old bulb was.

Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light bulb is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb or tulip bulb. A church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring a bulb of your choice and a covered dish.

Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review the church lighting policy.

Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.

Amish: What's a light bulb?

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

I've seen many thing

You know...there have been many interesting things that circulate around the net...but this is one of the strangest I do believe.

Human Beatbox

Friday, June 02, 2006

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Freedom Weekend Aloft 2006

Like almost every year, a group of us take off to Freedom Weekend Aloft in Anderson. It's a time of Hotair Balloons and multiple mullets amongst the crowd. My bro Greg, lil sis Jess, and I went and it was fun :) Jewel, Train, and well...we saw a few lesbians too. Interesting mix for Anderson :) Posted by Picasa
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