Monday, May 16, 2005

My Invention or idea

So often I rant to Lee about inventing something. You see these simple inventions in Walmart and on TV and they are so easy. Well someone just had the right idea, the right time, the right marketing, and VOILA! So a guy/girl is sitting on a beach somewhere because they invented the easy bake oven. C'mon people!

So I didn't know that girls knew about "matches." Matches have many different uses. Yes the sticks of wood with the red tip can come in handy when you need a fire. Well many of the men know the other "use" of matches. Yes, you guessed it. The BATHROOM. I first discovered that girls knew about matches when I first started to date this girl and used her bathroom for the first time. It was like a golden moment in my history. I open the door and whether this is homosexual or not, I don't know. Well I'll just say it. I scoped out the bathroom. The first thing I saw was a nice box of matches. "Wow, this is incredible." A girl who knows the other value of matches! So is this common among women? Or are there an elite few who understand this value to the wooden stick with a red top? Either way.

So if matches are what makes the bathroom smell better, I think we should create a potpouri that smells like BURNING MATCHES! C'mon, u all know that regular potpouri just stinks. I think I would rather smell dog crap than most of that stuff! So anyway, i'm going to watch a movie now. Toodles!

4 comments:

Ed said...

My wife wants a button on the TV that will page the remote when you press it... just like a cordless phone.

Anonymous said...

You're gay... you just don't know it yet.

Unknown said...

Your mom goes to college.

erin said...

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